Here is my rendition of the "fight" or what I call "The beginnings of the new gang in town: Eric & Michael. Their primary goal is to make sure the advisories are small and easily intimidated and the art to their gang is to never actually fight, but intimidation.
There are really actually six main characters to this event: Doris (diffuser), Michael (intimidator), Eric(comrade), May's admirer(DB), myself, and megan (our posse).
So I was singing the best song of the night "Eternal flame" and found that had an admirer who not only like the song, but also like to sing it with his arm around me, little did he know I was the wife of a ganglord. Michael comes over and takes my shoulders, to secure his property and dominance. It is no big deal to me, who does not like a little affection.
Than came a great song " Stand by me" I could not resist but took the mic although it was not my song, but actually my admirer's song, but with a little prompting for my dear sister Doris. I sang only to find myself in a middle of "two step lesson" with my admirer who asked me if I knew how. Than, in cuts in my husband who did not cut to dance with me, but with my admirer, some would say it was for a laugh, i think otherwise.....he always wants to compete with me...nonetheless this admirer did not take it so well, and began to tell his posse that my husband was a tool.
Than it all went down, I played the scared wife "please lets just go." Doris, "if you gonna fight you gotta back that thing up" Michael " Come on" .....On the other side of the room, Megan "Eric michael is getting into fight." Than came Eric "what is going on." And there it was the beginning of the gang...Eric rushed to michael's assistance, it was intimidation at its best, two married men picking on an Asian guy trying to teach a women the two step....priceless.
Some may not know but the picture posted of them was taken shortly after the incident --secret--the folding of the arms they both do--it is actually their gang sign.
Be afraid...be very afraid.
3 comments:
That's hilarious. Like I said, I think I will get fazed out soon!
Aw the sweet sweet memories.
Eric says "arms crossed 4 life!"
double word.
this is the funniest thing i've ever read. the signature gang dresscode is the button down shirt with tie and jeans look too....MIDWEST REPRESENT!
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