Friday, May 25, 2007

The diairies of a wife married to a neurotic man



My next book after my mom's is complete will be "The diaries of a wife married to a neurotic man.".....not referring to myself or that michael is neurotic of course. I mean is it neurotic to take two showers a day and make people believe its because you like to waste water because it is free...when all along it was because you have a natural odor that only at least two showers a day can get rid of and the only reason your wife found out is that one day you slipped up and did not take a shower and your wife realized you stink of foul odor. And once she realized it you made her smell your left armpit up close and than insisted that the right one is worse and that she also needs to smell that because apparently it is amazingly gross....

Anyways Doris, mom, and Robert came into town to visit sat, which was lots of fun. Michael finally got perfect sites and perfect streak on big buck hunter and than got a parking ticket. It was nice to get a new BIKE-thanks to Jeff, mike lee and matt lee.

Congrats to Jeff and Carrie on their engagement and I know it is going to be really exciting to go to the wedding!

I realized I have not been taking a lot of photos--I will work on that!

Monday, May 14, 2007

My new get rich scheme...who wants to help?

So recently I proposed to my mother that I would like to write a book about her life, and she seemed somewhat disinterested and did not think like I did that we would get to be on the Oprah book club. I don't think my mom realizes how resilient her story is. So she is thinking about it, because I told her that basically she would have to tell me every dirty detail there may be, she did not say much after that part...interesting. So this is my get rich or help my parent's with retirement idea, but as you all know my writing sucks, spelling sucks ass, and grammer..what?!? Does anyone know how to write a book? haha

Anyways on to other things...Lily's cafe. I have never been reprimanded by two self proclaimed managers as much as I have at Lily's cafe. I volunteered to help because we had sent my mother in law on a fun trip to the NYC, while the kids worked. Robert sited me two times once for double charging a customer, two for putting a $20 in the $1 spot, oh and three for being lazy and not turning on the right burners on the coffee pot. Michael just had an attitude like he was always too annoyed to tell me to do things, that he would have to put it on himself to do it. Like i offered to help with silverware, he said annoyingly, "I GOT IT." Than both of them just kept reprimanding me on little things, "may are u sure its a large tomato juice?" "mayyang did you shake the tomato juice" "OMG I want to shake u mayyang" I like working, but not for the LEE brothers, I miss lily, one is better than two.

Friday, May 04, 2007

we miss jeff and carrie

i must say after moving into the city there has been a grieving period of the past year and a half...of GEORGES, PEPE, GEORGES, JEFF's House, BIG BUCK PRO, GEORGES, HOLLYWOOD. i do miss it. Good bye -- :(