So we started out in vegas myself and Judy with a nice win, I with $60 from black Jack and Judy herself having some winnings, as usual Michelle was losing hand after hand, as Judy and I laugh and bask in our winnings and we say to ourselves "oh michelle you always lose, such bad luck, oh Vegas loves us!" Than michael hits a little $9 jackpot at the slots, it was money everywhere, we were rolling in it as we continued to yell and laugh. So as we walk away from our winnings to cash in, there was michelle welling up, sad, beaten, and warn down by the greed and nature of vegas. We made her feel bad about losing a game of chance and rubbed our winnings in her face. We tried to console her and all apologized, some even gave her money. Two days later judy and I $200 dollars down and michelle $600 up--kharma who is laughing now....not me.
Onto other news at BLondies bar and grill it was their usual thursday night beer pong, michael with clutch shots after shot, "it was amazing" an onlooker Michelle described. 6 hours later, 50 people, and after 16 beer, michael was at the final 2 only to lose to the owner of the bar---cheap ass.
Last but not least I may have been with one man in my life, I have smelled two.
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omg i cant stop laughing!! i'm not sure if its bc i'm up 6-hundo or bc your post is freakin hilarious....lol....um, and u totally forgot to mention the fact i bought everyone BREAKFAST saturday morning - even smoothies as drinks included!
holler holler holler back ya'll!
and i sure dont recall anyone offering me breakfast after that first day of losing - no more free contact lens solution for you! karma is most definitely one nasty be-yotch.
yeah the breakfast thing just did not fit the punchline, thanks by the way
hm...yeah you are right about that. Post some pictures!
Yeah seriously...no more Veggy-Vegs for me. The "Michelle" luck has turned on us! Oh yeah, thanks for the smoothies, Michelle and your mom for the free contacts.
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