My new get rich scheme...who wants to help?

So recently I proposed to my mother that I would like to write a book about her life, and she seemed somewhat disinterested and did not think like I did that we would get to be on the Oprah book club. I don't think my mom realizes how resilient her story is. So she is thinking about it, because I told her that basically she would have to tell me every dirty detail there may be, she did not say much after that part...interesting. So this is my get rich or help my parent's with retirement idea, but as you all know my writing sucks, spelling sucks ass, and grammer..what?!? Does anyone know how to write a book? haha

Anyways on to other things...Lily's cafe. I have never been reprimanded by two self proclaimed managers as much as I have at Lily's cafe. I volunteered to help because we had sent my mother in law on a fun trip to the NYC, while the kids worked. Robert sited me two times once for double charging a customer, two for putting a $20 in the $1 spot, oh and three for being lazy and not turning on the right burners on the coffee pot. Michael just had an attitude like he was always too annoyed to tell me to do things, that he would have to put it on himself to do it. Like i offered to help with silverware, he said annoyingly, "I GOT IT." Than both of them just kept reprimanding me on little things, "may are u sure its a large tomato juice?" "mayyang did you shake the tomato juice" "OMG I want to shake u mayyang" I like working, but not for the LEE brothers, I miss lily, one is better than two.