Things one does when no one watches

We all do things when no one is watching and WE all know michael loves doing things while no one is watching.......he does this beyonce booty dance.....interesting.

hypothically

So the question is who has more suspicious behavior?

After our return from NYC michael kept stating things like" what kind of wife goes to a party and has shots with other guys, if that was me you would be upset" I said that would be untrue and than he would be like "okay...okay you said it next time I will have shots with girls and you better not be mad." The premise of my incident was it was michelle's b-day and I had shots with her group of Asian male friends.

Michael's suspicious behavior was last thursday, he gchats me at work and said something like on my co-workers are going out around 5: 30 do you wanna go, I was unsure and leaning toward not going at that time. Than we got home and he was like I dunno if I will go anyways, and we started to do our weekly clean(required by michael) After I was finished I was pretty tired and michael immediately jumps into the shower, he comes out and was like okay I think i will go and meet them (he was already dressed and ready to go), than I was like what do you mean you said you were not thinking about going, than he was like well if you want to go, hurry up. I was caught completely off guard and unprepared, but in the end I went. ..probably exactly the opposite of what he wants

So.....?

The NYC

The NYC, another trip down the drain. This trip was jam packed with things to do from eating, conan, yankee's games, and Michelle's b-day party two weeks late!